Looking around on the trash sites, all I see are stories about Hulk Hogan’s son in a car accident (that’s news?) or Britney Spears or whatever, but I want to know more about Owen Wilson. What the hell happened? He tried to kill himself? Slashed wrists? OD’d? It seems quite bizarre to me. Reminds me of Owen’s Eli Cash in a classic scene from The Royal Tenenbaums:
Eli: What’d you say?
Richie: Hmm? I didn’t say anything.
Eli: When? Right now?