‘Scuse Me While I Whip This Out

Why am I getting breaking news emails about Jerry Falwell being “gravely ill?” Is this really a matter of national interest? I mean, this isn’t Paris Hilton we’re talking about. This isn’t Anna Nicole. I’d be more interested in whether Lindsay Lohan has farted yet today. What the hell has Jerry Falwell done that’s so frigging important? America is not the Religious Right! Let this anti-gay bigot twist in anonymity, for crissakes!

Ah, it’s good to be back in the saddle.


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