Gay Marriaging the Shit Out of It All

Yep, we did. It was nice to see that while we were getting married in Mexico, California was allowing gay marriage to same-sex couples, just as Massachusetts has. And California did not fall into the ocean, and somehow the world kept turning. Heterosexual marriages did not turn into gay orgies either, which may bum out Larry Craig, but I’m OK with it so far.

(Craig and the similarly marriage-impaired Republican David Vitter are in charge of ginning up the anti-gay marriage amendment this time around, which is fitting. Good luck guys! With your marriages, I mean.)

Progress comes slowly, but it is coming. Some day we’ll look back on this and it will all seem…quaint.


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