Gay Marriaging the Hell Out of Things

As will happen in a fair and free society, Iowa has unanimously ruled against a gay marriage ban, realizing that it is unconstitutional and as embarrassing as an archaic Catholic thought process. Well, almost as embarrassing. So now the mostly white, mostly straight midwestern state of Iowa has entered the modern age. Where’s Illinois in all this? The rest should topple like dominos, it’s only a matter of time. Not the rest, but most of the rest. Kansas will always suck, I’m sure. But their punishment is that they have to live there.


“I believe marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman and the definition of marriage should be left to the people and not to activist courts.”

Mitt Romney

Click here for the list of (activist) judges appointed by Republicans that have backed civil equality.


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