Just in from the hot and heavy road and the data is in! The scientists are compiling it in the laboratory and…beep, beep, boop, bop…wait…here it is! Ooooh, we finished just under the record at 56.7 mpg. Will I ever get to the elusive 60 mpg? We’ll see. The ride was smooth today and without driver error or unforeseen calamities. Translation: I didn’t get lost or take a wrong turn.
Scientists! Now get back to the lab and configure that engine! Goddammit, configure that engine!